Frozen 101
Elsa
A snow queen with the ability to cause an incredible amount of havoc with a tiny amount of effort. In children’s work terms Elsa is the child who, when your back is turned for a second, is covered in paint and has flooded the bathroom.
Anna
Elsa’s little sister Anna spends much of the film asking her older sibling to come outside and build a snowman. This is the child who spends the whole time pulling your coat-tails and moaning, ‘No one will play with me’, leading to you spending half an hour making a Play-Doh horse.
Olaf
Loveable snowman Olaf is hilarious, but, to put it politely, ‘isn’t quite all there’ - sometimes literally when he begins to melt. Olaf is the child who turns up with their clothes inside out, accidentally locks themselves in a toilet cubicle and gets a marble stuck up their nose, all while being utterly hysterical and adorable.
Hans
Hans is a prince, and for a long time, the hero of the movie. However [SPOILER ALERT] by the end of the film, it’s clear that he’s up to no good. This child pretends to be your best friend, answers all of your questions, colours in neatly and never goes outside the lines, but behind your back is wreaking all kinds of havoc, before blaming it on everyone else.
‘Let it Go’
This is… ALL YOU’VE HEARD FROM CHILDREN FOR THE LAST TWO YEARS. OH PLEASE MAKE IT STOP… MAKE IT STOP.
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