Sam Smith’s new song is called ‘I’m Not Here to Make Friends’. Parents won’t want to be pally after seeing the video

Dodgy music videos are nothing new. Growing up, we just had the standard five channels, but over at my mate Zoe’s there was a world of MTV Base and VH1 to be discovered on the small screen. She, and her Sky+ package, introduced me to some of the raciest music videos the world had to offer. The scantily clad women would perform all manner of gravity-defying moves that I wouldn’t attempt myself for fear of throwing my back out.