NAILED IT
We could put ‘Yeezy’ in the ‘Nailed it’ section every month, but especially so this time after Kanye and Kim took a brief sojourn to Jerusalem to baptise their wonderfully named daughter, North West. Respect to them, for choosing to do it somewhere Jesus Walked.
THE ELECTION
After a well-fought campaign, a new Prime Minister was elected! The leader of the biggest party was successful in forming a Government and is now in charge. They received a substantial amount of votes from people across the country and were very happy about it. Congratulations to them.
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FAILED IT
THE ELECTION
The problem with monthly magazines is that at the time of going to press we have no idea which party won the election, as you may be
able to tell from the previous paragraph.
WEATHER APPS
Who cares what the temperature is? What does ’21 degrees’ even mean? Why hasn’t a good app been invented that will tell you what you need to wear? For example: ‘Today is a t-shirt day, good sir’; ‘Leave that umbrella at home friend – you won’t need it’; ‘Alert! Human person! Wrap up for the arctic!’ That would be vastly preferable.
"Stay in. It’s freezing out there."
