| 57% of youth workers consume more Apple products than actual apples. |
| 80% of youth workers say they drink too much coffee. 20% of youth workers are liars. |
| Four youth workers die in tragic accidents involving large stacks of ignored paperwork per year. |
| 98% of youth workers own a check shirt. 2% of youth workers are committed nudists. |
| 97% of young people lose interest before you’ve even finished explai... |
| 46% of Premier Youthwork readers only subscribe for the jobs pages. WE KNOW YOU’RE OUT THERE. |
| On average, a Soul Survivor attendee will sing ‘Woah’ 173 times over the course of a week in Shepton Mallett. |














